meanplastic:

when you accidentally open your front camera

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(via orgasm)

happiest:

you’re cute what is your face html 

(via relahvant)

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

(Source: tomsigh, via africandad)

trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

(Source: trencly, via departured)

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

(via his-oneandonly)

aureat:

can we all just have a minute of silence for all those good hair days no one important saw you

(Source: aureat, via unescapable)

prostitourettes:

no kissing emoticon before marriage

(Source: nothingcompares2ubysineadoconnor, via succeeding)

jonathan:

never trust atoms

they make up everything

(via definitive)

theangelshaveteslasatncis:

folie-a-killjoy:

eli-manning:

gurry:

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

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do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?

thats exactly what we are

(via collapsed)

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