tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

(via his-oneandonly)

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

(via forgave)

automatically:

when they talking shit about someone you hate

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(via lustdiamonds)

jaclcfrost:

do you ever feel like mike wazowski

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(Source: jaclcfrost, via stand)

jadeita:

i think i just accidentally emailed a selfie to university admissions, now i’m 100% confident they’ll accept me

(via unescapable)

95% of the time I feel absolutely nothing but that 5% of the time I feel everything all at once.

— (via hazelhirao)

(Source: hedonistpoet, via stand)

pityfriend:

*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*

(via barbies-not-even-perfect)

jinjerbredman:

I’ll never understand how or why a guy would call a girl an attention seeking whore and then continue to give her attention

(via forgave)

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